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[General] The Football Fan Of The Future

Posted in General, Humour by slickerthantheaverage on September 7, 2010

The Football Fan Of The Future

Now this did make me chuckle, but then made me realise the dire state that our game is in. Earlier in the season I had to fork out £35 for bog standard seats to watch a Middlesbrough game. For any game whether it be Premier League class or League Two I find it a lot of money especially in today’s economic state. You only have to look round football grounds to see the empty seats, & pure lack of atmosphere. You know that meat pie & Bovril type atmosphere that only holds a place in my memory. Is there a solution?! Well the Italians have come up with a simple plan, close your main stand & wait for it. . . bring in “FAKE” fans. Italian side Triestina are the first in this move using a poster the length of the pitch to cover up the masses of empty seats. And it appears to be working as they recorded a 1-0 victory in front of there “new found” support. Watch this space as im sure this will catch on very soon around our sparse football grounds.

see you in the funny Pages” – ya boy Slick

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[General] VITAMINschtick

Posted in General by the.Zoo.keeper on July 15, 2010

VITAMINschtick

i don’t see this as a natural progression for a water brand but the continuity in branding is pretty ill. . . as long as they taste as good as the water (minus the price), it’s all about staying away from being chapped.

t.Zoo.k

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[General] Candwich

Posted in General, Humour by the.Zoo.keeper on July 12, 2010

Candwich

the future’s now, the future’s. . . a sandwich in a can

we need a [Food] category; & i need nourishment.

t.Zoo.k

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